(Source : ravingrevolution, via scarletbane)
If you could make your own house motto and sigil, what would they be?
i think we can all relate to the motto of house bradley-west
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C’est bon, je suis prête à partir pour les Imaginales. Trois jours sous la flotte, dans le froid et le vent. Je ne pensais pas que ce tee-shirt serait autant en phase avec la météo ^^;
that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch:
- I’m sorry but how the fuck did this photo even happen
- the photographer must have been like a fangirl
- she would’ve been like
- okay uh yeah jensen take off your shirt
- now could you like… uh… yeah just unbutton your pants
- yeah that’s good
- make sure that fly is nice and open
- and now could you just lie down on the hood of the car
- yeah
- like that
- but put your arms out now
- okay perfect
- perfect
- perfect
i fixed it for you guys
Oh. My. Chuck.
I JUST LOVE THIS FANDOM SO MUCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MOVE OVER, LUCIFER IS TAKING THE WHEEL.
I’m not even in this fandom but JFC
Is it weird that I can tell it’s Jensen because of his nipples?
Pour le Panda. C’est formidable.
(Source : kanerd, via scarletbane)
Brienne has the best pet.
oh dear god
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(Source : clashofthekhaleesi, via jesuisbetejesuispatissiere)
Pawned.
This makes me very happy.
(via imsittinginatincan)
"
I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.
..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.
“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”
I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..
..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.
"— David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person (via creatingaquietmind)
(Source : ellielamothe, via thatgeeklover)
you little twerp
One thing I don’t like in TW fanfictions : Isaac being a cute boy. He does have a cute body. But that’s the only cute thing about him <3 <3
(Source : sansastarks)
Ce que je VEUX ramener des Imaginales ce week-end :
Aujourd’hui l’atome, demain l’espace
Et si des savants nazis avaient rejoint le programme spatial français ?
Et si le général de Gaulle avait obtenu les pleins pouvoirs ?
Et si la France avait conquis l’espace avant les Américains ?
Et si une dictature « nucléocrate » avait vu le jour ?
La Roue, pour ses détracteurs et l’ennemi américain l’Orbe, a fait sécession et menace de son feu nucléaire le monde. Magnus Maximilian, concepteur du fleuron de notre programme spatial, a rejoint la station avec une poignée de partisans, dont le professeur Clain. Père de la pile atomique, ce dernier a offert à la France sa totale indépendance énergétique. Rappelons qu’il y a vingt ans, le général de Gaulle avait lancé un vaste programme afin d’étendre notre empire jusqu’aux étoiles. La base d’Hammaguir dans le désert algérien fut le lieu de tous les possibles.
Aujourd’hui l’Hexagone est la proie des activistes indépendantistes et notre armée a bien du mal à restaurer un semblant de paix sociale.
Bref, comme dirait feu le Général : c’est la chienlit…
Extrait d’un article de France éternelle.
